Fry in Hell!

Hell to me is living my only mortal life faking a belief in the unbelievable. Then, if the Christians are right, I will fry in hell for eternity for not believing. This is all despite my productive role in society, parenting skills, general humanitarianism, and friendly persona. All I am asked to do, is believe that a bearded homeless guy in sandals cured diseases with magic, and would walk on water to show off. If that is true, then Yahweh/Abraham/Allah/God is a real asshole.

So this is what I wrote. All that is going on in the world, and this is what I have to offer. Hah!